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Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (15+ words) U.S. — After 19 days of added time, Pride Month finally came to a close....
Nervous Speaker At Pride Event Relaxes By Imagining The Crowd Fully Clothed
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (30+ words) NEW YORK, NY — The speaker giving the keynote address at the New York City Pride Festival admitted that he pictured everyone in the audience fully clothed to calm his nerves....
10 Questions On California's Test To Determine If You're Gay Enough
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (45+ words) California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if you're a certified gay. Sounds great, right? However, the state is doing its due diligence by testing all applicants to determine…...
MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (38+ words) NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats with Bible verses, has ordered anyone who refuses to bow to the pride flag be cast into the fiery furnace....
Celebrate Pride Month With These Awesome Bible Verses
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7 Ways To Celebrate Pride Month With Your Family This Year
3+ mon, 1+ week ago (335+ words) Brought to you by: The Federalist Pride Month is once again upon us, leaving families everywhere looking for the best ways to celebrate the occasion this year. The Babylon Bee conducted a poll of households across the country to compile…...
Pride Parade Forces To Change Direction After Route Takes It Within 200 Yards Of School
3+ mon, 1+ week ago (32+ words) SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A parade celebrating Pride Month was forced to suddenly change course after participants informed organizers that none of them were allowed within 200 yards of a local elementary school....
James Talarico Taking 'Not Acting Gay' Lessons from Tim Walz
3+ mon, 2+ week ago (48+ words) AUSTIN, TX — James Talarico drew attention in recent months with his candidacy for Texas senator, but he reportedly had a bit of trouble appealing to the average Texan. To help with that, the Democratic Party sent in Minnesota Governor Tim…...
Baby Adopted By Two Gay Dudes Immediately Puts Self Back Up for Adoption
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (222+ words) SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Upon realizing that he had somehow gotten stuck in a house with two gay dudes, local baby Christopher Ellison decided to put himself immediately back up for adoption. According to sources, Ellison became suspicious that something was…...
Here's What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada's New LGBT Acronym Stands For
5+ mon, 4+ day ago (161+ words) If you haven't heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new additions. The LGBT community in Canada is now: It's quite the mouthful, so to get you up to speed, here are…...