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As the Mayor of This Town That's Outlawed Dancing, I'd Like To Clarify That Our View on Sodomy Is Surprisingly Progressive
7+ hour, 3+ min ago (553+ words) Listen, bud. I don't know how things are done in Chicago, where you're from, but here in small-town Utah, we have a little thing called piety. That means we show respect for ourselves as well as our brothers and sisters…...
Punk Cadaver Dog Keeping Skull
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (122+ words) SELBYVILLE, Del. " A punk cadaver dog who was in the middle of searching for human remains from a historic cold case, reportedly found a victim's skull and refused to give it back, according to frustrated sources." Vandal's handler, Detective Curtis…...