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Idaho House Passes Bill Forcing Schools To Out Trans Kids So Parents Can Disown Them
3+ hour, 29+ min ago (584+ words) As we mention whenever we get the chance, our home state may not have the size or influence of a Florida or a Texas, but when it comes to pushing far-Right culture war bills, the Idaho Legislature punches above its…...
Vicious Slag Lets Door Hit Ass On Way Out! Wonkette One a Day for today!
1+ week, 1+ day ago (152+ words) WELL WELL WELL, WELL WELL, WELL WELL WELL WELL. I'm not gonna make you wait for the Noemnews (for the olds, Gary Gnu: Noem gnews is good gnews), you waited long enough already! Haha MADE YOU WAIT! And now for…...
Right-Wing Men Are Obsessed With IQ — A New Study Shows Theirs Tend To Be Lower
3+ week, 2+ day ago (366+ words) That being said, I think we can all still delight in the irony of a new study, recently published in the scientific journal Intelligence, showing that conservative men tend to have lower IQs than men who are liberal. On the…...
What Is This Gender Role-Loving OU Student Even Doing In College?
3+ mon, 1+ week ago (1100+ words) For the last several decades " and especially the past couple years " we have not heard the end of how DEI and affirmative action mean that people who aren't as qualified will be admitted to colleges, get jobs and get promotions…...
Kash Patel Busted Playing Dress-Up Like A Real FBI Agent
3+ mon, 1+ week ago (560+ words) Patel, the FBI's Director, lands in the middle of this maelstrom. And immediately refuses to get off the plane until someone finds him one of those windbreakers agents wear at crime scenes with FBI stamped across them in giant yellow…...
Raccoon of Vengeance on Wonkette
3+ mon, 3+ week ago (47+ words) BREAKING: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, WHITE HOUSE SAYS BREAKING: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, WHITE HOUSE SAYS When have we ever needed this assurance before?? 1864? THOUGH TRUMP PUBLICLY STATED THAT HE…...
Lawsuit: HVAC Guy Claims Working With Women Is Against His Religion
4+ mon, 5+ hour ago (456+ words) You know, I cannot find a single picture of former HVAC technician Paul Ostapa anywhere on the whole internet " and that's a tragedy for every one of us, because, apparently, he is just the most irresistible man on earth. The…...
Rocket Cat on Wonkette
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (132+ words) God, if you really hate the money and the money changers, in your infinite wisdom, smite them with diseased lab monkeys on the run. I'm not a believer, but somebody sorely needs to do some serious smiting in America right…...
Everyone Tells Tucker Carlson About Their Congressional Orgies But No One Invites Him
4+ mon, 4+ week ago (721+ words) You know, we just don't get to check in on our old pal Tucker Carlson as often as we used to these days. It's a little unfortunate, because now that he is hosting his interviews in a hunting lodge "neath…...
Rep. Tim Burchett: Chinese Teaming Up With Rapacious Sex Demons To Turn Your Kids Trans!
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (508+ words) Or perhaps the inside of Burchett's head resembles some sort of German Expressionist film, all weirdly angled staircases and chiaroscuro lighting and men in dresses looming out of the shadows to hoot "WE DEMAND RESPECT AND ALSO TAXPAYER-SUBSIDIZED HORMONE TREATMENTS…...